BIRTHPLACE: Roseville, CA USA

BUST: 38" 

WAIST: 28"

HIPS: 38"

HEIGHT: 5' 2"

WEIGHT: 130 lbs

AMBITIONS:
I'd like to be a professional Roller Derby player, or at least hang out with a lot of violent femmes like myself.

TURN-ONS:
Really loud motorcycles.

TURNOFFS:
Anorexic sex symbols.

FAVORITE ACTORS:
Raoul Julia, Marlin Brando.

FAMILY LIFE:
We were a happy band of nomads, traipsing up and down the West Coast in search of the next hotspot, careerwise.  Daddy built Race cars and fixed tricky imports on the side, Momma turned trash into treasure and could make a prom dress out of an old bathrobe!

AMEN!
I was a soloist in the chamber choir.

PLAY ME SOME:
Ramones, baby!

I LOVE A MAN:
Who is Funny, Generous, Obedient, and has a big--smile.

I DISLIKE A MAN:
Who underestimates me.

MY IDEAL EVENING:
Winning Colin Farrel (sp?) in a charity bachelor auction for $5.00.

MY WEAK SPOT:
HA!  Like I'd tell you.

OR:  We could use the bio I have up on the web...

"My mother would tell you, 'Jade’s a natural-born prevaricator, fabricator, and all-around manipulator of the facts.' She’s been saying that ever since I could talk, but I don’t think she strictly means it in a nice way."

Jade loves to spin a good yarn. Like a front-porch fisherman on a lazy summer evening, she strives to recount a colorful, humorous, and sometimes staggering narrative, both stirring and passionate. She also loves to leave you in tears, whether from laughter, joy, or sorrow.

"Do you really care how many dogs, cats, kids, or men I live with? All kidding aside, I live with Rizzo the wondermutt, one beautiful daughter, and the sexiest man on the planet. My dog is my constant companion and the source of the strange noises and odors emanating from beneath my desk. My husband is my willing research partner and better half. My daughter constantly amazes."

You can learn more about Jade by visiting her website: http://jaderivers.com.

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I'm a Summa-Cum-Laude graduate of the Russian Prgram of the Defense Language Institute, Presidio of Montery California.  I worked as a Russian Translator during the Start Treaty Negotiations under George Bush, Sr.  I currently work for a non-profit association as their Membership Coordinator and Program Director.  We promote Waste Reduction and Recycling throughout the Southeast by developing innovative and exciting Networking and Training programs for recycling professionals and educators.  I write freelance articles for environmental magazines when I'm not dreaming up torrid storylines.